Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes!

How do you tell if it's REALLY cold outside?

A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.

 What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.

 http://www.top10-best.com/l/top_10_best_lawyer_jokes.html

 

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.

 

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

•Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm

 

Q. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

 

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A. The lawyer charges more

http://www.wocka.com/13184.html

 Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

A: They're both extinct.

 

Q: Know how copper wire was invented?

A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.